Left Behind…

05 Feb


We discovered him to be unexplainedly missing. All that was left were his clothes and the shrapnel he received from the Snowball Battle of 2006. But our frigid friend was gone.

There is only one logical conclusion to this. The snowman pre-trib rapture has come while we were unawares. We’re glad Frosty made it… (note the IHOP cap, his heart was in a good place). See you on the other side, man…


Posted by on February 5, 2007 in Life Happens..., Random


8 responses to “Left Behind…

  1. matthartke

    February 5, 2007 at 5:12 pm

    This proves it’s better to be cold than luke warm.

  2. Amanda Beattie

    February 5, 2007 at 5:24 pm

    Too true. Too true.

  3. Christine

    February 5, 2007 at 5:53 pm

    His gaze was bent very heavenward during his final days with us.

    It’s good to know it ended well for him, but I am sad to see our friend is truly gone.

  4. Victoria

    February 5, 2007 at 5:56 pm

    that’s flippin awesome

  5. Emily Mea

    February 5, 2007 at 8:14 pm

    What a hilarious thing to wake up to!!!! That is so random.

  6. Tracy

    February 6, 2007 at 4:09 pm

    That must have been why he was a “joly, joly soul,” it was the joy of the Lord in side his snowy little heart.

  7. Kyle

    February 7, 2007 at 3:50 am

    hey – i killed that snowman with a shovel – he wasn’t raptured – he must have been resurrected.

  8. Amanda Beattie

    February 7, 2007 at 4:26 am

    I *wondered* who it was that skewered him.

    Maybe there was some sort of angelic contention over his body for those few days…


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